Come along and ride with us, by clicking play on this podcast you agree that Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet and that you cannot hold Horse Girls LLC or any of it's horsepresentatives liable for any actions you may or may not take after listening to this podcast. Tim stop arguing with the lawyer, Tim, NO TIM! STOP TELLING THE KIDS TO STEAL!
Horse Girls Episode 11: It’s All in Your Hooves
Come along and ride with us as Tim takes on a new role on the Podcast. Chief Man o' War! Congratulations, this will surely be a profitable quarter with much synergy and low hanging fruit. The ROI on Tim is through the roof. Look at this chart: singlethotconnection.com
Episode Noel (10.5): The Holiday Spectacular
Alone on the rooftop clop clop clop, Tim hears the hoofbeats and his heart stops stops stops.
Sugarfoot is here click click click he comes down the chimney here he is.
Run from the room Tim run run run if you don't get away you're done done done...
He runs from the room and slips slips slips, Sugarfoot has come for Tim and here. He. Is.
Horse Girls Episode 10: Horses of Nature
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Come along and ride with us as you become the Judge. The Jury. And the Executioner on a Tim and Alex interaction. Jenna has passed her judgement now you pass yours! Yes TIM, YOU ARE FUNNIER! JUST ACCEPT IT!
Horse Girls Episode 9: Trot Off The Presses
Come along and ride with us as we find out that Tim really learned something from this book. He learned it isn't about him. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU TIM! Ok, well this time it is. I mean this entire podcast IS to turn you into a horse girl so this one time it actually is all about you.
Horse Girls Episode 8.5: That‘s What I Herd
Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with family we have found through podcasting. We take some time to appreciate those who have come into our lives and added something special. Our amazing guests this episode:
Robert Chauncey- @TunnelsPodcast
Philip D Keating- @ImaginaryNomad
and Nate Varnadoe- @SplintersmithNC
We appreciate you all and have a wonderful holiday!
Horse Girls Episode 8: Fetlock, Stock, and Barrel
Come along and ride with us as we find out that Tim is going to start a horse magnet business. He is really stuck on this idea. Something really attracted him to the job. I think he feels really positively about it and hasn't taken a look at the negative side yet. No one knows how Tim works, it's just magic.
Horse Girls Episode 7:Dr.Horsible‘s Whinny Along Pod
Come along and ride with us as we find out that Tim is getting into these books, I REPEAT TIM IS GETTING INTO THESE BOOKS! And like what took you so long TIM? What you don't ship Ty and Amy? Huh? Get on our level TIMOTHY! What is this- the patriarchy by Tim?
Horse Girls Episode 6.66: Unbridled Terror
Come along and ride with us as Tim tells the best fucking joke ever and I am here for it but I am very mad you thought of it and not me. How dare you. Now I am going to haunt your ass for all eternity! Happy Halloween to you too!
New episode every other Wednesday except this week you get this extra one as a treat but also as a trick!
Horse Girls Episode 6: A Miracle on Thirty Horse Street
Come along and ride with us as we determine that Daddy Tim is not Dammit Tim and while Dammit Tim could be Daddy Tim to someone to us he will always be Dammit Tim. No- Tim, DAMMIT TIM IT JUST MAKES SENSE.
Horse Girls Episode 5: The Best Little Horse House In Texas
Come along and ride with us as we try to explain to Tim that Chincoteague is a real place that actually exists. No really, Tim you have to believe us. It is a real place in America. Tim! You can Google it!
Horse Girls Episode 4: Saddle Prattle
Come along and ride with us as Tim learns about horse anatomy and how weird it is and Jenna sings corporate tax code to us which is an absolute delight.
Horse Girls Episode 3: The Horse Awakens
Come along and ride with us as Tim creates his new company- Lincoln Dogs TM, educates us about five pin bowling, and gets pumped about dressage!
Horse Girls Episode 2: We’re Besties Now
https://horsegirls.podbean.com/e/horse-girls-episode-2-were-besties-now/
Come along and ride with us as Tim battles his Sugarfeet, decides to get a Scythe, and we begin THE GAME.
Horse Girls Episode 1: Sugarfoot is Evil
Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!
Come along and ride with us as Tim learns about overwintering, gelding, and pondering if horses can speak in Morse code.
New episodes every other Wednesday!