Horse Girls Hosts 

Alex

Hi, my name is Alex. I can’t tell you my last name. One time I started a podcast. I talked about animals. I became an animal. A podcast animal. Now I participate in such things as Animorphs Anonymous, Dungeons and Dracon Beams, and Cadmus to Crisis, but none of them can stop the absolute unhinged beast I have become. NO! Our only hope is that Jenna and I can train Tim before it’s too late. Before I am too far gone to resume normal life. Only Tim has the power to become the real ultimate horse girl and stop me from becoming the apocalyptic nightMARE I have started to become. Only Tim can save the planet from the horrific fate that will befall all of us if we do not contain the hellish onslaught of evil within me. Why fight over Twizzlers and Redvines? If Tim cannot stop this, and soon- it won’t matter.

Jenna

Her last name is Platt. She’s just being dramatic… I’m Jenna. Jenna Garrett. I helped to found such shows as Minds at Yeerk: An Animorphs Podcast and Panelology. I’m a member of Botched! A D&D Podcast where we play, well, D&D. But we also watch movies and play video games with our followers every week. I grew up in the country where being a horse girl was just basically inevitable. Also I feel compelled based on what Alex said to note that Red Vines are absolutely the superior form of Red40 based rope-style candy. Twizzlers taste like a cheap pool floaty that someone spilled their tigerblood shaved ice on and then cried all over it. Sweet, plastic-y shame—Hey… Why is the sky turning so dark? And… And is that…evil laughter? No. No, it’s definitely neighing. Evil neighing? What the—

Tim

Tim Lowe has spent time as the co-ghost of Minds At Yeerk: An Animorphs Podcast and has made appearances on various other podcasts, such as Panelology, Judging Book Covers, and Saturday Morning Confidential. He has also made appearances as a voice actor in such podcasts as The Way We Haunt Now, Tunnels, Haunted Hell House of Horrors, and Horror Shop Radio.

Tim lives in the Metro Atlanta Area and on a scale of 1-10 knows precisely zero about horses. Like, seriously, nothing. Anything he knows now he learned from This podcast. But he’s trying and in the end isn’t that all that really matters?

Twizzlers are better than Red Vines. There, I said it.