Metal Horses

Don’t you wish You were a Metal Horse? The bad news is you’ll always be plain old ordinary you. The good news? You can own your very own Metal Horse with its very own Metal Horse Name that you come up with that will live in our stable for the low, low price of joining our Patreon at the $10 per month level. Then you can see your very own Metal Horse with its Metal Horse Name with your plain old ordinary name next to it right here on This Very Site.

And this is where you and your Metal Horse could be immortalized forever… or as long as you’re a patron at the 10 dollar per month level… or as long as we don’t forget to delete you from our roster after you stop paying your stable fees. METAL HORSE!!!

MooshJaw McGraw, Big THICC Martingale, and Beta Ray Fill.E.

- Anonymous Alex, Jenna Garrett, and Tim Lowe

Hot Lava Spaghettios - Nate Varnadoe (Founder)

Iron Mareden - Philip D. Keating (Founder)

Day Old Donuts III - Steve Hardy (Founder)

Ronnie - Scott Berman (Founder)

The TermiNEIGHtor - Cory Schmidt (Founder)

Dimebag - Matt Aleman